Wrong but good...

I was surfing the internet and found this.

I nearly had contortions.

The car lover side of me says, 'Man are you fucking mad?!!'

Part of me thinks it is really cool though.

Tightarse.

But this is just obscene!

Sunset on an alien planet

Ever get a fish bone stuck in your throat?

I get five or so hits a week from people freaking out (I imagine) with a fish bone stuck in their throat.

All due to this post.

And I'll probably get a bunch more after this one. So if you're reading this looking for a solution, I have this to say:

Bad news guys: you're fucked.

Another community service announcement brought to you by WNTDIA.

Pirate photos

When good bears go bad

Image borrowed from Jez Sez.

It Lives!

'Seanism' #1

I met a couple of Irish guys up at Airlie Beach.

Two very funny bastards.

Try this in an Irish accent:

'Noooo, I don't wash my clothes... I just seem to lose them as I go along--then buy new ones.'