Omar the star box-ar says ‘na’ when asked to get out his ya-yas
I jumped out of bed at 7am to record my thoughts, but unfortunately I don’t have any. As time is of the essence, and in essence I don’t have any time, I cast an eye over Google news to find out the latest atrocities. Thousands die in Iraq, but not one Big Brother housemate…
I like to play ‘find the pun’ when reading news-type stories. Journalists can’t help themselves. The lamer the pun, the better; ones like ‘Whale sanctuary plan harpooned’, and other such brilliance. So what’s on offer today?
Let’s see.
Well first up we have: Standing ovation for our house of worship—the Sydney Opera House declared a world heritage site. Well that’s just piss poor guys…
Aside from pissy puns, I did notice that:
MUSLIM boxer Omar Shaick was yesterday handed a two-year ban for refusing to give a urine sample because his religion prohibits him from exposing his genitals to strangers.
How’s that for a piss-related segue?
I wonder if this riotous religious rule is written Ten Commandment style:
Yes, I know I don’t know what I’m talking about—let’s just leave it there before someone cracks a fatwa.
Thou shalt not show thy balls to another. Do not covert thy neighbours nuts.
It does seem to have the provision ‘to strangers’—could not the testing officer have taken him out for a beer first, shown him a good time…
That’s right, no alcohol…
Anyway, I like my headline better.
