Headlines

1. Come to Australia—we’re all fucking nuts
2. Big Brother becomes even more crap
3. Religion—it's unpleasant for everyone involved
4. We don't need no contraception
5. If at first you don't succeed...
   

Taken from the last linked story:

However, Second Life has no defined central purpose, making its audience ripe for distraction, at least in theory.

I know people whose first life has no defined central purpose.