A list of shit that’s pissing me off… today.
- Fucking lists—why does every muppet on the ‘net feel anyone gives a shit about their top ten brown foods, how many nipple slips the tabloid media print on a per country basis, or how many words they can think of that end in ‘unt’.
- Dipshit comments on Youtube from illiterate dipshits—no dude, I don’t believe that you own a Ferrari; you’re far too stupid to have a job.
- Australian morons—see below.
- American morons—see below.
- All this heat and no storm. Bring on the thunder and lightning.
- Vista, did I mention Vista?
- People that feel all problems can be solved with a bigger hammer.
- Not having a bigger hammer. (Try and restrain yourselves people...)
- Telemarketers—a problem that could be solved with a hammer.
- The evil that is Woolworths and the fact that our fuckwit government doesn't legislate to prevent them monopolising everything, inflating prices to subsidise 'cheap' petrol, and taking over pubs—ripping out live music areas and replacing them with poker machine dens where poor desperate cunts lose everything they have.